Her pajamas have bacon, eggs and pancakes on them. I want them!!! #surburgatory

Her pajamas have bacon, eggs and pancakes on them. I want them!!! #surburgatory

Italy + Water  x

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itsfrantastic:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

is this some kind of joke

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danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

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queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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jolly-plaguefather:

cousinborris:

This is a brilliant idea

… THIS IS THE BEST THING. I NEED THIS DONE NOW! ALRIGHT, PUBLISHERS, COME TAKE ALL MY BOOKS AWAY AND FIX THEM! MAKE THEM SO I CAN DO THAT!

jolly-plaguefather:

cousinborris:

This is a brilliant idea

… THIS IS THE BEST THING. I NEED THIS DONE NOW! ALRIGHT, PUBLISHERS, COME TAKE ALL MY BOOKS AWAY AND FIX THEM! MAKE THEM SO I CAN DO THAT!

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eclecticwiccan:

IMPORTANT

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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